MONDAY, 3 NOV

I do not believe this.
My mum's thighs are thinner than mine.
Which, frankly speaking, HOW COULD THAT BE POSSIBLEE???
OK. I'm not saying that my mum's old or anything. But hello, i'm like 25 years younger than her, which means i am supposed to be slim. Right?!?!
Yesterday, my mum was trying on skinny jeans with me, since I was buying she wanted to buy, too. .__.
So. She was trying and exclaiming, her voice muffled, from the fitting room, "OMG I CANNOT BREATHEE!" The saleslady that was helping us (i'm surprised at how long she can put up with my mad mum) was in hysterics while me, being my crazy's mum's daughter, was feeling very embarrassed.
And she came out, rather haphazardly. AND I NOTICED THAT SHE WAS SO DARNED FREAKING HOTTT ): ! I couldn't help but gasp, "Why is your thighs skinner than mine?!?" The saleslady went into fits of laughter, again.
This is soo unfair. How how how can my mum be skinner than meee ?!?! & i'm like almost her height too, only that she's a teeny weeny bit taller.
I need to stop pigging out and go exercise.
That's it, the next time my mum goes to the bloody gym to work out, I'm going, too.
(altho I still can't work the damned machines)
I want to have legs like my muuummm! ): WALAAOO.
I'm starting to believe her stories about guys chasing her and giving her flowers.
Not that I didn't believe last time.
OK FINE I DIDN'T.
But walao eh, i didn't know she was that pretty. HUMPFFF.
Life is soo unfair ): .
So, from here i can conclude that yi fen qian yi fen huo, I should start working out and put on those swimming suits.
BUT I DON'T LIKE TO EXERCISEE ):

I've realised that the ladies' toilet are always like, situated more deep in than the men's. Which is unfair. We have to walk a longer distance to pee. I mean, we can be really urgent and then we'll have to control (which is bad) for a longer time.
I'm sure the manager of the shoppingmall is a man. Sexist.
But then again, I think this is purposely done for vanity. I mean, many ladies who are real pigs and do not work out (ok paiseh i'm guilty :X) can make use of this extra distance to burn fats. No wonder toilets are always soo far in. Turn left turn right all the stupid corridors then finally get your toilet. Y'KNOW AT CENTREPOINT, THE GENTS IS JUST OUTSIDE THE TRAVELLATORS WHILE THE LADIES IS ALL THE WAY DEEP IN THE QUIET ALLEY NEAR WATSONS??? I think I will sue the manager, some day somehow.

I think my posts are seriously boring. Really larh. I read already want to sleep. I really don't get why some people say that my posts are entertaining O.O
The whole reason why i'm creating a blog is because well, next time when I'm older I can read about the time when I'm young.
Although I'll probably be laughing my head off at my limited vocabulary and my childishness. HAHAHHA. When I read this 10 years down the road I'll probably be soo ashamed, manzxzx. Sorry, futurebernice, you'll just have to believe that 10years ago, this is BERNICE :DD! (OOOH, is this my first ":DD" emoticon?)

Minggy forgot her twilight.
No wonder my bag felt heavier today.
OH WAIT, it was 'cos weiyu returned me my ninteenminutes book.

I think my nov & dec hols are going to kill me.
HUMPF. Today didn't even felt like a holiday.
It was so bloody boring, like a normal school day.
OHMAN. The thought of dec kills me.
I think before dec if i shoot myself you guys will know why.
IN DEC I DON'T EVEN HAVE BREATHING TIME!
And in nov, i'm going on holiday ): , ohbloodyshit this makes things worse.
I don't have timee to enjoy!!! D:

I aspire to work in the government.
Then I can tell them that students need three months of holidays.
I mean, afterall, they are the FUTURE WORKING PEOPLE!
They need to have some stress-relieving time so they can study well during school time, RIGHT??? :D

YAY IT'S DINNER TIMEEE :DDD!
Finally, food!

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