OHMYTIAN I CANNOT BELIEVE IT MR LIM CHEE MIN IS GETTING MARRIEEED!
&, to a quite pretty lady at that.
He sent out wedding invitations! Apparently, my brother & i are invited but whatapity, we can't go 'cos we'll be on holiday. It's better for me not to go, too, 'cos i'll probably be gawking and be so horrified that i'll die.
I think the real reason why i'm shocked is because. I thought no one would want to marry him. OMT I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT! OK ok sidetrack... I mean, ohshit forget it. Like who would marry such a gay. And PLUS . He's ancient. And he looked so blissful with the lady in the wedding invitation card.
I would like to add that the invitation card looks stunningly beautiful. & maybe i would make mine like his HAHAHHAHAH. OK. I'm being utterly lameee here. But still...
wtfhh he's getting MARRIED :O ?!?!?!

Sowell. Yesterday was the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL ): . But surprisingly it dind't feel like it. Oh but well. We did spring cleaning and got back our report books and had level closure. I think my results are ok bahh. BUT I DON'T LIKE JILAOSHI'S COMMENTTT. HUMPF. I got promoted ok. shouldn't she be CONGRATULATING MEEEE??? She said, (translated) "Bernice is very smart, and that is why she can be swiftly promoted to sec2 without having to study."
Which is CRAP. I did study ok. I'm verryyy hardworking. Then she went all philosophical and wrote a few idioms which i have no idea about.
All in all, she just wants me to study hard. But i've been trying! It's just that I can't get past the first page. And it's not my fault!
Anyway. I think my dad is not normal. I showed him my report book, and instead of ringing up jilaoshi and going all, "WTH HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT OF MY DAUGHTER! SHE DID STUDY HARD OK!", he actually said, "OOH! She said my daughter of smart. Why of course!" And then he grinned that fatherly-oldman smile.
._______.
My mum was worse. She looked at it, and guess which part of the comment caught her eye???
The, "Bernice is adorable and lively" part. She went all, "I told you you are adorable!!! *grins* *pats my head*" "Although I think you are not really lively. I think you're a little depressed." As though suddenly realising it, she went, "OH ARE YOU OK??? What happened???"
.___________.
I think I'm like the only normal person in my family.

Let's talk about twilight. Minggy lent me her book & frankly speaking, if it was not for hers and eunice's constant pushing to read the damned book, i would not have started even up till today. So i was reading the prolonge and going all, shit this is going to be crappyyy. So i read read & kept on forcing myself to read the next page like wts. OHOH HAHAHAHAH.
Jincheng said this on my tagboard:
jc: helllooo... i tagged.... wtf...
i same class as ming 4 like 5 years n didnt see her ezlink ...
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA. I was laughing like siao when i read this.
When you read messages/ tags, imagine the person saying it. Really. It totally adds drama to it.
OHH. Speaking of that, on friday i accidentally knocked minggy down!!! And she has an abrasive (i think - sp??) wound. Luckily, we had a St John's person with us. Then after minggy fell she came over and informed minggy that her wound was a ___ wound. Minggy looked up, aghast and horrified.
She said, "I don't believe it. I fell until zhe me can, and you come over and tell me that this is a bloody _____ wound?? Give me first aid laa!" (OK OK i admit: i added some adverbs and adjectives.)
BUT WHATEVER. So the SJ person had THREE waterbottles with her.
I took one bottle and wanted to splash it on minggy but she don't want to let meeeee ): she was so reluctant. Then after persuading she finally let me do it. The whole time i was trying to pour and she kept on exclaiming, YOU BETTER NOT POUR IT ON MY SOCKS! BETTER NOT, HOR!!!
So the first time, she kept on moving that i poured on the floor. Second, i poured it on her shoe HAHHAHA and it went into her socks, thus soaking it. She screamed. Then finally finally finally i poured it on her wound!!! :DDD And the SJ person really damn pro, even got tissue paper with her. No wonder she's in SJ. Since she had so many things i thought she might have a first aid kit. BUT SHE DOESN'T .__. So nvm.
Then the SJ person was repeating and repeating and repeating to herself and to minggy's drama friend that minggy and i are very dramatic people. I got drama mehh?? Must be influenced by minggy.
Ohh did i mention that in the fall minggy's sushi became a very bad shape? HER FISH EGGS HAHAHAHA. SO funnnyyy. It dropped out. And her plastic bag's filled with mud. OK OK SORRYYY . I shouldn't be laughing.
Then minggy realised that her other leg (left leg) is also dirty. And I volunteered, once again, to pour water. Then she was like, "NO NO NOOOOOO!" And she was riduculously hopping away from me.
Later after much persuasion, she finally relents and let me pour!!!
And. Her socks got wet , again.
She was complaining and grumbling about her poor socks. And everyone was staring at her 'cos she was moaning about her wound like it was as if someone shot her / smth.
So here, because i feel really guilty about it, I will apologize to minggy.
I AM SOO SORRY MINGGY!!! <333
I hope you accept my wonderful apology, as since they always say, "Sorry is the hardest word to say."

OHH. Speaking of quotes, I remember the toilet that I always use (the one nearest to the door on the 4th level near 109) , the door always have two quotes, of which I always read while i'm doing my business.
1st. The challange (spelt wrongly - should be challenge) of life is to appreciate everything and to attach yourself to nothing.
2nd. The people who think about money more than the rich is the poor. (HAHHAH SO FUNNY :D)
I think they are both written by this 10(something) person. Anyway nvm.

HMMM. I think my post very long liao :DD!
Should i write more about minggy??? HAHAHHAHAH. MAybe next time. She;s still trying to get over my other post.
OH MINGGY! I finally signed up for math hub today.
I told my mum it's near the funeral place (you say one mah!) then she went like, "WHATTT?!" AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER EXPRESSION!!! HAHAHH. Then i quickly backtracked and went, "No no no i meant the one that they sell the hell notes and joss sticks." And then she breathed a sigh of relief and acted like she wasn't scared at first. Then she was like, "Minghui uses very very ... uhm... scary words." HAHAHHAH.

OK OK BYEBYE :D

oh btw, did i mention that minggy is veryyy sweet ? :D
AND Y'KNOW, THEY SPELT MY FULLLL NAMEEE IN THE PSL BADGE!!! When i wrote I only wanted, "BERNICE GOH" ): ): ):

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