I GOT SOME REALLY FUNNY JOKES! :D

you all better not be drinking water/eating when you read what's below (:

here goes!

-xx-

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."

-xx-

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

-xx-

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother."
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."

-xx-

Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!!!"

-xx-

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

-xx-

A woman asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, "no, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints."

-xx-

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAA!
these jokes made my day ((:

toodles!

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Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night.

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky.

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into..

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.

i still love you, & your smile is still etched in my memory.

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Hello, beautiful.
How's it going?
It's been a long time.
I hear it's wonderful,
in california.
I've been missing you,
it's true.

GOOD MORNING!
to all those out there,
who is still in dreamland:
GET OUT OF BED NOW & GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

yes. go do it now. ((:
because today is a bright & sunny day. ;D

KAP yesterday was fun.
I went in & saw isaac.
& my NICE & KIND friends thought that i invited him! :@@@@@!
walaoooo! D: & they wanted to go home.
'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. D:
see what nice friends i have?
then we went up to ask them to fill in our surveys.
& my stupid friends went all,
"go ask your boyfriend give out la!"
"eh, your boyfriend's calling you."
SOOOOOO DAMN FREAKING IDIOTIC KAY!
& i promise, that i DID not know that isaac was there, nor did i ask him to come. ):

then stupid friends of isaac go circle female.
even himself. D:
& they folded & crumpled the surveys, & laugh their heads off, thinking it was soo funny but it's not.
fcuk them
THEN WE WENT ON TO ASK OTHERS!
& it was quite succesful.
everyone filled in the surveys except for a few people who were discussing.
& THERE WAS THIS SUPER SWEET TEENAGE GIRL WHO WAS THE KINDEST TO US!
she wrote, "All the best, girls!" on our survey, & was like, "welcome, welcome! thank you!"
SO NICE, RIGHT! (:
i love her. <3
then there were a few umm. good-looking guys who did our surveys (:
whatever, man.

THEN! while eating.
there was this friend.
who was saying that she has UNcool friends.
this friend was so damn..... [censored] D:
I AM SO NOT UNCOOL!
then we talked about alot more stuff. (:
& we went to take pictures with the mcdonalds statues (: HAHAHA! we are sooo lame. BUT NOT UNCOOL!
:D
& we went to cold storage & bought so many stuff! (:
snacks & yogurts.
& I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO WITHDRAW MONEY! $$$
yay (:

then we went to take the bus.
& we raced after the 173, but alas, it was no use.
then we saw 77, & at first we wanted to run for it.
but that same friend who said that her friends were uncool went all,
aiya, confirm cannot catch one la.
then we walked slowly.
BUT THE 77 WAS STILL THERE, IT DID NOT DRIVE OFF.
IT WAS STILL WAITING FOR PEOPLE!
so we were all like,
"eh, want to run for it anot?"
"okay la, okay, go!"
but then, WE MISSED IT!
all 'cause of that friend that did not want to cross.

BTWBTW.
WEIYU CROSSES THE ROAD HOLDING PEOPLE'S HAND!!!!
HAHAHAHAH ((:
weiyu, you don't mind, right? (:
like when we were running 'cross it,
i suddenly realised that someone was holding my hand :O!
& IT WAS WEIYU!
hahahaha. ((:
it's 'cause she always hold her mum's hand.
& that's why she holds my hand 'cause i resemble her mum.
no la joking!
she needs someone to tell her when to cross. (:
LIKE ME!
haha lawl kidding (:

then we sat down & sorted out the surveys.
xinwei & weiyu were in charge of sorting while i look out for the bus.
& i kept on talking to weiyu & she kept on asking me to look out (:
then WE ALMOST MISSED IT!
hahahahahah!
oh ya, one more thing, before that, we ALMOST missed the stop to king albert park!!!
anywayy.
weiyu was like, SEE LA, BERNICE, SEE LA!
but we didn't miss it what (:
then i told weiyu to press the bell when i tell her to, & if she presses late, we'll miss it & it's her fault. (:
SO SHE GOT ALL SCARED! hahahah!
& when i told her to press, the first time, she didn't move.
second time, she was like very jin zhang & quickly pressed the "stop" sign!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
having such a COOL friend like weiyu rocks (:

i better continue with my LA.
TATA's!
& i haven't done my yuedubaogao & the poem deco thing ):

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hello (:

i'm looking for a new nice dance skin.
but i can't find one & am too tired. D:

-xx-

i sat there.
drinking & drowning my glass of red wine,
observing you from the tip of my glass.
i stood up & walked past you.
hid behind the back of the wall at the other far end to look at you.
you didn't even a give a damn.

-xx-

once upon a time.
there lived a girl.
she died of boredom.

believe it?
idiot.

-xx-

today we went to KAP!
weiyu xinwei & me.
shan't talk about it today.
i shall, tomorrow ((:
hello, beautiful.
i love you <3

-xx-

i don't know why la!
i feeel so down.
there's so much homework.
there's so much unfinished work.
i keep on lying,
there's no way to turn back now.
go & die. assholeeeeeeeeeee.
suckydamnbitchyasshole.
i want to sleep.
sleep & go to dreamland, where there'll be no nightmares.
where there'll be candies & lollipops.
& the little cottage where i'll milk the cows & feed the horses.
where no witches ever step their foot in it, 'cause it's too powerful & beautiful & bonded for them to ruin it.
hello, dreamland.
if only you were real.
i want to live in you, dreamland.
did you hear?

-xx-

i want to.
to...
be a nice & caring mother.
one who reads to their kids bedtime stories.
one who's encouraging, loving & nice.
& cool, not old-fashioned.
i want to be the little mother who plays with the kids.
who spoils her kids.
but helps them manage a pass.
that's how life should be,
shouldn't it?

-xx-

we saw sean wee today.
wow.
how cool.

-xx-

i'm in no mood for an exclamation mark.
i yearn for the nice exclamation mark.
but somehow it disappeared from my keyboard.
& my dad's playing some emo song.
damn.
say goodbye, 'cause it's your last chance too.
say hello, 'cause you might not know when you'll meet again.
does that even makes sense?
no.

-xx-

yay i'm crapping.
btw! y'know the last post?
it isn't on 18 april la. ((:
it's on don't know when.
it's cause i drafted it mah ((:
then i clicked onto it to type a post.
so become 18 april
but it's not.

-xx-

You walk & smile on the street,
people give you dirty faces, or look away & think that you're crazy.
You push & frown on the street,
people give you dirty faces, or look away & think that you're crazy.

You get bullied,
you complain to teacher.
You get bullied again.

You get bullied,
you punch back.
Bully tells teacher,
you got into detention,
then bully bullies you.

You walk up the bus,
people don't care.

You fall on the bus,
everyone turns their heads & stare.

You say sorry to a stranger on the street (after dropping his pears?),
he turns & glares & mutters,
"these young kids these days."
You don't say sorry to the stranger on the street (after dropping his pears?),
he turns & glares & mutters,
"no manners at all! no manners! how to parents teach their kids these days!"

Either way,
you're the loser.
So never do anything wrong,
which is soo highly impossible.

Hello, unfair cruel world.
D:


goodnight everyone.

i hope tomorrow'll be better.
:D

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i was wondering when you'd find out. man. i'm not pretending. i'm showing to you how much i dislike you. i dislike your attitude. i dislike the way you leave all the work to me in projects. you think i wouldn't care?! yeah, rightt. i saw you wrongly, your personality was not one i had expected. i'm sorry. friend. i'm just your normal friend like everyone is. & i didn't talk behind your back. don't believe you ask everyone. YOU were the one, kay. my dearie. you went to tell ____, & sucked up to her. haha, your fate. she doesn't listen. she tells it to me, instead.



-xx-

Do you ever wonder how we all got here? On Earth, i mean.
forget the song & dance about Adam & Eve, which i know is a load of crap.
Some people likes the myth of the Pawnee Indians, who say that the star deities populated the world: Evening Star & Morning Star hooked up & gave birth to the first female.
The first boy came from the Sun and the Moon. Humans rode in on the back of a tornado.

Someone, taught me this primordial soup full or natural gases and muddy slop and carbon matter that somehow solidified into one-celled organisms called choanoflagellates...which sound a lot more like a sexually transmitted disease than the start of the evolutionary chain, in my opinion.
But even once you get there, it's a huge leap from an amoeba to a monkey to a whole thinking person.

The really amazing thing about all this is no matter what you believe, it took some doing to get from a point where there was nothing, to a point where al the right neurons fire & pop so that we can make decisions.

More amazing is how even though that's become second nature, we all still manage to screw up.

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I was eleven, so even to this day i can't tell you how i made my way from our house in Upper Darby to the middle of downtown Providence. I suppose it took me a few hours; i suppose i believed that with my new superhero's cloak of invisibility, maybe i could just disappear & reappear somewhere else entirely.

I tested myself.
I walked through the business district, and sure enough, people passed right by me, their eyes on the cracks of the pavement or staring straight ahead like corporate zombies. I walked by a long wall of mirrored glass on the side of the building, where i could see myself.
But no matter how many faces i made, no matter how long i stood there, none of the people funneling around me had anything to say.

I wound up that day at the middle of an intersection, smack under the traffic light, with taxis honking and a car swerving off to the left & a pair of cops running to keep me from getting killed.
At the police station, when my dad came to pick me, he asked what i had been thinking.

I hadn't been thinking, actually. I was just trying to get to a place where i'd be noticed, for once.

-xx-

TODAY MINGGY, CHARM & I WENT TO KAP! ((:
a place for despo people.
but we're not despo! ;D

before that, we went to do adobe photoshop.
it was fun!
charm was like so funny.
'cause like there was only 2 seats together, then one more @ the other farfar end.
so i volunteered to sit at the farfar end.
charmaine brought my bag to the 2 seats one. -.-
then minggy just watched us go back & forth.
finally i gave in to charmaine.
after like 5 mins, the comp behind us was empty.
so we rushed charmaine over.
& she was like,
"WALAO, i waited soo long for my comp to load then you all call me to use this comp. see la, now i have to switch it off then come over here & switch on again. HAIYA!"

so i volunteered to help charmaine log in.
after i typed in the password & username, minggy was staring at me.
"YOU KNOW CHARMAINE'S USERNAME & PASSWORD???"
i went like,
"umm. no. i logged in through my account."
HAHAHAAAAA!
charm knew tho.
only minggy didn't.
no offence!

we went to KAP!
to eat & do LA.
we bought meals & ICE MILO, as usual.
then we moved 3 times of seats o.o!
so embarrassing.
then we ate & crapped.
minggy saw one seat & we wanted to go to that but someone got it D:
so never mind!

we started to get all "creative" & decorated on each other's drinks with love notes.
charmaine took a picture of it all!
& she'll send me on msn so i can upload here ((:

THEN OHMYGOD.
THIS IS THE FREAKING FUNNIEST!
the thought of it makes my stomach churn of laughing ):
so funnny!!!
i was trying to put a piece of chicken nugget on top of minggy's straw (that's inside her cup).
but failed.
then i used the chicken mcnuggets box to balance on MY straw ('cause apparently mine is much more stable)! :D
& I SUCCEEDED!
then minggy took a picture.
& i was so scared that i might drop it so my hands were like in a weird position & MINGGY TOOOOOOOK A DAMN PICTURE OF ME & THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE! but i look so damn idiotic in it.
i shall ask minggy to send it to me.
minggy & charm & i were laughing NON STOP.
'cause i look fat, ugly & square headed in it.
i shall upload it some other time! ((:

then we did LA, finally.
i was so bored so i just wrote,
"Hello Charmaine/Minggy" onto each of their paper respectively.
THEN THE DUMB THEM WENT TO VANDALISE MY PAPER! & wasted 15 mins.
on writing,
"I LOVE YOU, BERNICE/CHARM/MINGGY IS THE LOVE!" & etc.
-.-!
sooooo idiotic!
then mingggy was like,
"oh, i just realised that i'm les."
!!!!!!

got some more other stuff but i shall skip to the walking to the bus stop part.
youknow we were walking, then i was sooo urgent. to go to the toilet.
OHYA.
youknow after the photoshop thinggy???
i needed to go to the toilet BADLY.
so we went to the one beside our class.
but the cleaners told us that we can't use it.
so minggy was like,
"science block!"
then i was like,
"okay, quick!"
then we heard shouting.
we stopped & loooked back.
the servants were like telling us that there also cannot use.
then we shamefully walked back & went down.
IT WAS SOOO EMBARRASSSING!

anywayanywayy!
when we were walking,
i needed to pee, again,
then charmaine was like laughing with minggy & they made me want to pee more.
so charmaine tried to make me laugh more by laughing muchmuch louder.
then minggy was like,
"ERHEM, ERHEM!"
then we followed her gaze.
& there were like some adults there!
who heard charmaine laughing so damn retarded-ly.
!!!!
so funny.
then i was like,
"Charmaine is the one that laughs very loudly."
& "Minggy is the one that _____ (i forgot!, but something not very nice.)"
& then i said, "& I'm the.... (thinking of a nice thing) PEACEMAKER!"
then minggy was like,
" More like the person who wants to go pee very often."
& i was laughing & laughing & laughing.

OHYA!
another thing.
when minggy was ordering her foood.
& she COULDN'T HEAR THE SALESLADY!
asked like, four times alr. o.o!
then minggy was like,
"okay, i have hearing problems."
then charmaine,
"no, you don't. you have super serious hearing problems."
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

;DD

i shall upload ALL the pictures ASAP!

<333 night everyone!

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i gave my all for you,
now my heart's in two.

-xx-

HEY! :D

i like today.
today's okayokay la :DD
hold on by jonasbrothers is a nice song! (:

'cause an empty room can be so loud,
there's too many tears to drown them out.
so hold on, hold on...
there's more than life than just to live.
when you love someone,
& they break your heart,
don't give up on love,
have faith,
RESTART! ;D

ohmytian, i'm in love with the jonasbrothers now! D:

TODAY WAS THE SINGLISH THINGOO! ((:
singlish competition between SCOTLAND & ENGLAND!
Scotland = Mr. Mackintosh
England = Miss Sarah Birchwood
& Sarah Birchwood won (:
but in my opinion, Mr Mackintosh is DEFINATELY much better at speaking singlish!
he was like, "LAH, LOR, & I TELL YOU AH!"
which was so damnnn funny!
& when it was question time, someone asked mr mac why he keeps on shaking his butt O.O!
then he was like,
"YOU GOT WATCH CHANNEL FIVE ANOT? YOU SEE THAT...ER...WHAT'S HIS NAME AH? OHYA! PHUA CHU KANG, GURMIT SINGH! HE SHAKE HIS BUTT LIKE THIS (then he shook his butt vigorously!)! WHY YOU NEVER ASK HIM? HUH? I WANT TO SHAKE MY BUTT, IT'S MY OWN BUSINESS!"
so damned funny!!! ((:
I <3 Mr Mac's singlish.
his first speech was like,
"AIYA... I VERY MALU ONE LEH! PAISEH!"
& the way he said it was damn funny! ((:
but in the end...he lost!
'cause it was voting one mah. )):
then got not enough ice cream sticks )):
so sad. )):

PE wasn't 2.4km! it was raining so we went to the Heritage room to watch the video about the marathon ((: IT WAS SO COOL!

but tonight, i'm gonna fly.

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP IS STUPIDD! )):
minggy was like,
"i hate photoshop, i hate photoshop!"
BUT SHE FINISHED IN THE END!
& HER SPONGEBOB IS SO DAMNNNNNNN CUTE LAH! ((:
my hamtoro sucks ):
so ugly!

you think you're making me jealous? HAH! get out, freako! D: i'm sorry things had to turn out like this, but i can't continue listening to your fcuking words that cut my heart, kay? sorry, man. but you're so not making it easier for yourself when you tell everyone bad stuff about me. don't you think so? hmm? you stare at me, i turn & i see you. then you smile & laugh a stupidgirlie laugh. & try to make me jealous, 'cause you're laughing with my good friends? hello? like i don't have anything better to do. y'know, one advice, change your attititude. kay.

life is nice.
lalalala.
i'm always contradicting myself.

sometimes i'll cry,
& you'll be there with a tissue,
& say all the right things.
or maybe,
you'll cry with me too.
when i feel down,
i know that i can go to you.
'cause you'll force me to tell you what happened.
& you'll give me advice.
you'll scold that person, you'll call her names for me.
you'll make me laugh,
you'll tell me that life's like that & you'll tell me that you love me.
that words were so important to me.
they are the ones which keep me going for the day.
i love you <3

i know this is wrong. but when you're overseas, i feel that there's no difference. until now then i know that i'm lucky t o have such nice life supporters. i always thought you guys were the worst anyone could have. i always thought another parent would come & tell me that i'm theirs. i always thought i'll be walking into a shop, & they'll go, ohmygod, that's the girl the kidnappers stole. but now i know, i know for sure, that you're mine. no matter what, you both are always there <3

even when the sun forgets to shine,
even when we're miles & miles apart.
i still think of you. D:

yay for calligraphy i'm ke-ing my 5th stone! :D
& i bought 5/6 boxes for nothing ): how pathetic!
$3 each! O.O!
but teacher still collects them in the end ):
-.- waste money!

idislikeyoutothesupermax! D:

<3 byee!

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HEYYYY! ((:

sad to say, today's not a good week.
sigh, so many things happened that i'm so frustrated with!

-xx-

Chill out, what 'cha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before.
& If only you could let it be, you will see.
I like the way you are.
When we're drivin' in your car,
& you're talking to me one on one.

But you've become somebody else round everyone else.
You're watching your back like you can't relax,
you're tryin' to be cool but you look like a fool to me.

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated!
& you fall & you crawl & you break,
& you take what you get & you turn it into honesty.
& promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.

You come over unannounced,
dressed up like you're somethin' else,
where you are & where it's at you see.
You're making melaugh out when you strike your posetake off all your preppy clothes.
You know you're not fooling anyone what you've become!

i'll just pretend that i didn't know you,
your name shall cease to exist in my memory.

-xx-

When you're in the hallway,
or right beside me,
you seem so far away.
'cause i have to pretend that you're not here.

-xx-

Today we were supposed to read the chinese newspaper for chinese lesson.
& clarissa was like reading one article then she asked me,
"have you heard about the jia wei thing?"
& i just stared at her, (i think my jaw must have dropped).
then i was like,
"er. what?" & my mind was like, who told her? how did she know?
"y'know, the newspaper article??? the tennis player!"
this seriously scared me even more. i was like, jia wei? tennis player?? 6B one? in NEWSPAPER?
"he was my P6 classmate."
then it was clarissa's turn to stare at me. but she continued anyway.
"He just broke up with his girlfriend & they're arguing about the money, like who's going to get how many percent of the money & stuff."
i was super stunned & confused & shocked & like, wth. then, she realised that i was so slow & dumb so she explained,
"Lee Jia Wei. Table Tennis Player."
it was then that i got EVERYTHING right!
;D it was in the last weekend's newspaper/something, according to clarissa.
but anywayy! i'm not interested!

During recess, minggy & i was like rushing through our BRP project 'cause everyone said must hand up by today.
then miss teng booked the com lab during BRP for the whole class to do it -.-!
walaooo. waste our time!
i like the name minggy!

aiyaa, alot of other not-so-nice stuff happened ):
tomorrow's PE! D:
2.4km ):
damnnnn. i suck at long distance running!

i lent charmaine the Jonas Brothers disc for her to rip it into her comp music library so that she can rip it into her handphone & send it to me!
& it was then that everyone found out that Joe Jonas was H-O-T! -.- aiyo. i think i'm like the only one in my class who has their cd! D:
how can anyone not knoww them!
their songs rocks.
I LOVE WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES!
& SOS!
& THAT'S JUST THE WAY WE ROLLLLL!
& SO MANY OTHERS!
:DDDDD
i must thank eliz, actually.
she was the one who told me about the JB & i listened to their SOS & loved it soo much & so i decided to buy the cd! ((:
THANKS ELIZ <33!

i've gotten back most of my results except LA (which will be given out tomorrow!)
D: so freakyyyy!
anywayyy.
the first one i got back was chinese.
Chinese: 65/110 (59% - one more mark to pass! damn!)
the second one i got back was maths.
Math: 34/60 (56% - two more mark to pass! damndamn!)
so you could pretty much tell how devastated i was )): & also, how HAPPY i was when i got back my science!
Science: 27/30 (67.5% - PASSED - FINALLY!)
then history,
History: 20.5/30 (69.8%? - A FREAKING HALF MARK TO AN A!!!)
then geog, (the best of all!)
Geog: 17/20 (85%!! yayyyyy!)
then LA, tomorrow! eeeeeeeek!
i wrote out of point. so,
LA: ???? ancestors, god, buddha/anybody help me )):

NIGHT everyone ((:!
sweetest of the sweetest dreams ;D!
<3
& minggy? thanks for tagging sooo much ((:
gladly appreciated ;D

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HELLO TO ALL (:

i think there's something wrong with blogger. 'cause my font size & font type has disappeared! O.O! anywayyy today wasn't a good day! ):
on a scale of one to ten, one being the lousiest day; ten being the best. i would rate today as like 7.

it's because of this annoying person. WHICH I SHAN'T IDENTIFYY! D: she's just so unreasonable, annoying & ****** URGH! D:

we had class breakfast todayyy! ;DDDD
i brought bee hoon. then baoyi & weiyu brought luncheon meet (ahbao) & sausage (weiyu) & added them into the bee hoon. it was like damn lot. but our class managed to finish it (well almost)! ((: so happyyy! ashley's curry is nicee! (:

i woke up on the roof with my brothers,
there's a whale in the pool with my mother.
& my dad paints the house different colours.
where would we be if we couldn't dream?
& i know, we get a little crazy.
& i know, we get a little loud.
& i know, we're never gonna fake it.
we are WILD, we are FREE, we are more than ya think,
so call us FREAKS, but that's just the way we rolll!
you've got moves, i've got shoes, let's go DANCING!

then we had umm...what period again? oh ya, lang arts, is it? should be.
then idk what la. THEN RECESS! but everyone was like so full so minggy & me went to deliver letters & studyyy science! :DDDD
then chinese, thennnnnn dance!
I FORGOT TO BRING MY PE!
& i'm a dance rep.
so i borrowed ym's pe! 'cause she has stomachache. THANKGOD, MAN. :D
but it was so baggyyyy! which feeels superr weird! D: but anyway. thanks ym! <3

you left without a single word,
not even sorry.

THEN WE WENT HOME & GOING HOME WAS THE FUN-NEST!
it was minggy who brought up my day to 7! ;DD
we wanted to take 174, then i saw that behind the bus was 852.
& minggy LOVES 852, so went to take it.
& it waa the laoyapokpok (or, as minggy says, "laoyaPORKPORK"!) bus again! haha!
the one with the weird doorbell. ((:
& actually i wanted to sit on the other seat, but i saw that the thingo to put your legs on was like damn high so i moved forward.
then minggy told me that it was the bus WHEEL!
i'm so dumbb. don't even know that that's a wheel -.-
then we crapped & laughed. (but trying our best to keep quiet)
then minggy wanted to press the doorbell for me.
& at first i was like,
"press now"
minghwee,
"no, wait, later"
then,
"DING-DONG!"

minggy gave me "her look" and said,
"i sooo hate that person."
HAHA!
and it turns out that it was that guy we were talking about! :O!
so freakyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. [:

then at the bus stop where i got off, i met nicholas kho!
SERIOUSLY!
:O at first i saw him walking towards the bus stop after he got off.
then i was like,
"OHMYGODGODGODGODGODGOD IS THAT NICHOLAS????"
then,
"OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MUST BEEEE! EEEEEEEEEK!"
i stared some more,
then turned around.
then turned back.
& saw him POINTING HIS FINGER & JAW DROPPING AT THE SIGHT OF ME.
i'm not a ghost, am i?
then anywayyy. we were like,
"YOU?!"
then we crapped.
& nick said that he wanted to transfer to hwa chong.
HAHA!
where he's gonna DIEEE for chinese! (:
whateverrrrrrr!
then i told him that his socks sucks & they're super high.
& i showed him mine.
& he went all,
"WALAO! not fairr."
you're the light that makes my darkness disappear.
then i felt happy & went home. ;DDD

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youknow on wednesday!
charm minggy & i went to king albert park.
to do homework & eat ;D
then we went there & started laughing 'cause of the toilet.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU FLUSH THE TOILET, BUBBLES APPEARR!
which is so damned funny la.
anywayy.
i want to say this.
& i'm so damn fcuking pissed.
YOUKNOW THERE'S THIS DAMNED FEW STUPIDDDDDDD PEOPLE BESIDE US!
& THIS STUPID BIMBOFCUKINGBITCH KEPT ON GIVING ME ONE OF HER SMUG-SMILES.
WHAT COULD I DO BUT SMILE BACK!
& THERE'S THIS GUY THAT KEPT ON STARING AT ME & GIVING ME "THAT LOOK"!
& WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT REALLY GOT ME MADDDDDDDDDDD.
there were like 3 girls & two guys.
& THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT NANYANG & RGS & SCGS UNIFORMS!
Nanyang: so ugly & somethingsomething.
RGS: something.
SCGS: can see the bra (stupidddd guy that stared at me)
THEY SAID THAT NANYANG UNIFORMS WERE UGLY!
& HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??!! IN CASE THEY DIDN'T NOTICE, WE WERE SITTING AT LIKE A FEW FCUKING FEET AWAY?! WTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THEY DID IT ON FREAKING PURPOSE!
& THEY WENT ALL, "I'M SO GONNA CALL THEIR PRINCIPAL."
WHICH MEANS OUR PRINCIPAL.
BUT WHAT DID WE DO WRONGGGGGG!
THEY DID IT TO MAKE US PISSED.
THEY HAVE TO THANKGOD THEY WEREN'T WEARING THEIR UNIFORMS OR NOT I'D HAVE CALLED THEIR SCHOOL'S PRINCIPAL ON THE SPOT!
OHMYGOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY ARE SO fucking UNBELIVABLE!
anywayy.
when they said about the scgs uniform, charm minggy & me couldn't help but laugh, not in a bad way.
just in a uncontrollable way.
OHMYGOSHHHHHHHHHHHH. I SOOO HATE THOSE PEOPLE!
& THEY WERE LIKE TALKING ABOUT US LIKE NO MAN BUSINESS!
THEY WERE LIKE SAYING, "YOUKNOW NANYANG GIRLS EVERYTIME TALK CHINESE ONE"
THEN ANOTHER ADDED, "OH HWACHONG ALSO!"
THEN, "YALOR YALOR! YOUKNOW THE BRIDGE? THE HWA CHONG & NANYANG GIRLS MEET UP THERE & KISS."
THEN, *LAUGHTER*.
& i just STARED. STARED AT THEM LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLLLL.
& they didn't give a freaking DAMN!
excuse me? are the BLIND?!
i think i shall stop talking about them.
i'm going to go overboard if i do.

chill...chill! D:

i LOVE year 3000!
it's so damneddddddddd nice ;D
i've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater.
& your greatgreatgreatgrandaughter is doing fine ;DD
everybody bought our 7th album, we outsold kelly clarkson.

-xx-

youknow stella was like talking about tsunami coming into singapore in august & that we are gonna be submerged in it! I WAS SO DAMNED FREAKED OUT & SCARED! crap, i wanted to get MARRIED. i wanted to drive a car! D: i wanted to be a mom! i wanted to be a teacher that teaches english. or maybe a lawyer or attorney (fat hope)? I WANT TO GROW OLD! i wanna see my grandkids. D:
so i was like super freaked out!
then my dad said that singpore is SURROUNDED by countries & so tsunami can never reach singapore. he may be wrong, but that made me feel much better! ;D

-xx-

now quite a number of people LOVE S.O.S.! it is like a super nice song ((:
i introduced that's just the way we roll & when you look me in the eyes (with stella's help) too! ;DD
they're both nice songs by the JB!
eliz, you're happy now right ;D!

-xx-

i gotta end now,
'cause i needa post on natalie & mine joint blog ;D
BUH-BYE! ;D

love brightens up a person's day!

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HELLO TO ALL (:

haha i'm finally posting ;DD

i shall use purple & bold for this, 'cause it's sooo worth it!
on friday, the 4th of april, minggy & me decided to go to JEC. (:
but then, the stupid me don't know how to go home from there, so we decided to go to king albert park.

WHICH MINGGY AT FIRST WAS LIKE, (in the bus)
"Okay, cool!"

then she asked,
"umm...what are we supposed to do there?"

& my reply,
"EAT & TALK (:"

she was like,
"WHAT!"

hahaha! anyway we in the end decided to go.
minggy & i didnt know how the heck to get in 'cause there isn't any shortcut nearby & we were wearing our school uniform so we didn't climb over the fence.
see, we're so guai.
then we went a SUPER BIG ROUND & got in thru the door.
which was retardeddd.
but it was fun! (:
we went in & ordered our food & went upstairs.
minggy was like,
"you do notice that we're the only nanyangs in here."
i said,
"don't worry, more will come in"

so we sat at the corner, beside these two guys & a girl (much older than us).
we ate & laughed & crapped.
then i ate too much chilli & went to buy a drink.
& i got myself an extra tray.
i was laughing all the way up & it didn't make things better when i saw minggy.
in fact, i laughed EVEN HARDERR.
then she saw me and started laughing.
'cause now i have TWO TRAYS!
& we were laughing non stop.
then minggy was like,
"we're in uniform"
but we still continued laughing
then we BOTH said AT THE SAMEE TIME,
"all your fault (or something like that)"
& we laughed super much harder.

then we laughed & talked & crapped more.
then we did our science worksheet.
& didn't know more than half of it.
so we were busy checking the textbook & crapping more & sms-ing (minggy).
we finally finished, with a few questions blank.

then we did geog.
as we were doing, the next table guys were solving a maths question.
& suddenly, one guy was like,
"ORH! 我知道了！”
minggy & i just stared at each other.
THEN WE BURST OUT LAUGHING.
it was so uncontrollable.
then the guy looked at us and went,
"sorry, 太大声了！”
& minggy & i just laughed even harderr.

we didn't managed to finish the geog 'cause we were laughing & minggy had to go.
then we walked the super big round back to the bus stop.
actually i wanted to walk to my bus stop but minggy didn't want to.
so i was like a retard going on the bus then pressing the doorbell & getting off at the next stop -.-!

OVERALL, IT WAS A SUPERDUPERLUPERZUPER FUN DAYYY!

shoots, i gotta go.
TATA'S!

a happy person leads a happy life ;D

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YAY!
i finally know what salt is.
salt = NaCl ((:

lawlll.

ANYWAY!
today so wasn't a good day. ):
last night i slept pretty late & this morning when i woke up i was so damn tired.
then on the bus - on the way to school, i banged onto people. WHICH WAS SOOO EMBARRASSING! ):
i went to school & realized that i haven't done my maths pie graph & the chinese compo corrections & i was soo tired.
& then i couldn't draw the damn circle & yuanmei kept on pestering me like hell & i was soo damn annoyed by my circle.
& i couldn't stand you too.
i shall switch to BLACK now (:
we then had PE. i was soo tired & couldn't run & stopped & ran & stopped & ran.
& we had relay.
RELAY WASN'T SOO BAD! ((:
my group tried damn hard & finally, the last round, we were the FIRST! (:
but only that everytime i couldn't get the baton.

purple now! we had art 2nd period. art was nicee! we used charcoal to draww (: which was soo cool! & we learnt how to draw shapes. ((: so funn! but we had homework - draw 3 drawings of objects in your house that are made of shapes.
GREEN! after art was RECESS! ;D recess was soo fun (: weiyu, wendi, wenli, charmaine & i ran 5 rounds round the tennis court then without stopping ran round the whole school. 'cause Mr Chia suggested. It was fun running round the whole school (: & i'm so proud of myself 'cause i could keep up with the rest. weiyu & i was saying that if now, we took the 1.6km napfa test, CONFIRM get A. 'cause we've trained too muchh! [:
we were abit late for ICT 'cause we had to buy a drink at the FIRST bell & then run up & get our thumbdrives & put our things down in class. but mr chiu didn't scold us (: for ICT we did adobe photoshop (: it was funn! & eunice & i searched for powerpuff girls pictures (simply 'cause they're ROUND) & decided that we shall do the same pictures so we can help each other out ((: EUNICE IS SOO NICE(: wait. i just realised this. EUNICE = NICEE! (: without the "eu" (:

aiya, i need to go for callgraphy now! ): i shall continue posting later! :D
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