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Good morning peopleeeeeeeee, rise & shine!

Okay. Okay. Okay.
YESTERDAY WAS A WELL SPENT NATIONAL DAY!
Special, and different!
I used to pig out with my family in front of the tv, watch the ultra boring parade and probably watch a movie before going to sleep, waking up the next day to a holiday.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT,
This year is extraordinary! So first, we had a national day party (._.) at my cousin's house! THEY HAD THE YUMMMMMYYXZ MUSHROOM AGAIN!!! The gravy will surround your mouth when you eat it, and because it's soo hot (both pepper & temperature) you feel satisfied when you eat it! OMG I sound like some food promoter. Or maybe just a pig. Then I watched part of a parade while gossiping with my cousins and aunties and uncles.
And I drank wine! This is not some ordinary wine, but apparently it's the "most investment" my uncle made. A.k.a. it's the most expensive wine he bought. AND I GOT TO DRINK 2 GLASSES!!! (At first my dad only allow one I persuaded my mum to let me get a second fill.)
Because of that, I had to go through my mum's loooooong story:

Remember ah, you cannot drink outside okay! Later what if somebody go put drug in your drink then you faint and some guy will ___________ you! (then her eyes go like those I'm-your-mum-and-what-I-say-is-true-and-scary-and-you-better-believe-it). At this point of time I would like to tell you that my mum has difficulty saying the words:
1. Rape
2. Sex
3. Bastard
But yet she can say:
1. F***
2. Va _ _ _ a
3. some hokkien vulgarity which I don't know

THEN! We watched a ghost movie - Shutters! And my that cousin got soo scared he kept on hiding his face in a pillow. When he's 19 years old! HAHAHA! I wasn't even scared lah can. Okay fine I was! It's scarier than Drag Me to Hell!!! And it's so freakinggg scary 'cos they kept on having suspense and just when you thought nothing is gonna happen, SOMETHING HAPPENS. And when you think something is gonna happen, IT DOESN'T, IT'S JUST ANOTHER PERSON. So you scream for nothing. But at least the horror movie got romance. Then I'll enjoy some parts of it hahahahaha.

Additionally, I talked to a very very old ex-classmate! PRIMARY 3 CLASSMATE! :D So we were talking about how hot each other is ._. HAHA not that we're les! Just helping each ego us boost our self-esteem even more hahahahaha! AND SHE IS SUPERR EGO, I THINK EVEN MORE EGO THAN ME CAN. Finally I've found a soulmate wahahahahh xD And you know what she said, when I told her that I'm short ('cos she said smth bad abt short ppl) she went,
"WHAT, YOU'RE STILL SHORT?!"

On top of that, we played taiti (with money)! AND I STILL WIN OVERALL. I thought I was going to come back broke but nahhhhhh, I'm a pro! :D hahahah! OH and we all pissed ourselves with more food & wine. And then we watched a music video made by my uncle for her daughter's 21st birthday!!! :D IT WAS SOO SWEET LAH CAN. I bet my dad don't even know what that software is called. And my cousin had her birthday in a hotel ballroom!! HAHA soooo I took this opportunity to con my (very thin-faced) dad. I told my dad in front of everybody (so that he can't back out wahahahha xD), "Daddy, you don't have to do me a video or a hotel birthday. You can just get me a car!" HAHAHA and I smiled in this c'mon-don't-you-love-your-daughter way. I think he must have been fuming hahaha and all my uncles & aunties went, "WOAHH CAR". Like seriously, a car is not that expensive what. The cheapest one can alr! :D

And TODAY! I'm going shopping with my mum! No, it's not a good thing. Shopping with my mum therefore means that my mum does the shopping, I do the carrying. URGHH! And today my dad promised me to go change my plan to unlimited sms & get a new phone (the $1800 nokia one!!!) BUT THEN HE WENT TO CHANGE MY MIND AND SAID THAT I MUST TEACH MY ANNOYING PESKY BROTHER AND PREPARE HIM FOR HIS EXAMS BEFORE I CAN GET IT. WHICH MEANS AFTER MY BROTHER'S SA2. AND WHEN WILL THAT BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? So who cares man, I am not going to care about smses already. I am going to bust my phone and let my dad continue paying. HUMPF. He don't even want to change the plan! D< He want everything to be "done in one day". QI SI REN LAHHHHXZXZXZXZ!

Okay. I think that's all I wanna say :D hahahahaha I know none of you will survive reading through all that. OKAY BYEBYEEEEEEEE x3333333333333333333333333
Iiiiiie lurbbbbbeeexz alllle ofvvvv euuuuuuuuiii!

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