I bring to you, Wonder Gay.
Credits to Kah Hwee for showing me this video!
And you have to admit, they have really good hips. Not to mention pretty flexible body of curves.

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My life would suck without you
Being with you is so dysfunctional
I really shouldn't miss you, but I can't let go
Oh yeah
'Cause we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me

-xx-

WHOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEE.
This week was such a fun week! :D
HAHAHAHAHAH THINKING OF IT MAKES ME CRACK UP ALREADY.

Okay anyway wednesday char & I stayed back to do ICT (eunice had physics olympaid!) so before doing, obviously we fooled around. WE WENT TO LOOK AT FACEBOOK PICTURES OF OTHERS'! Of strangers, more like it.
Char and I were looking looking then suddenly she burst out laughing and pointed at a guy. A guy who might have been overweight. OKAY, MAJORLY OVERWEIGHT. So we were cracking up at how funny he looks (sorry I know it's very mean and offensive) and we went to click onto his face to see his name. Let's say his name is ABC.
Then we went to the next picture, saw under the caption that his name was also tagged in the picture. So we hovered our mouse over ABC and saw instead, A REALLY SUPER THIN GUY WHO'S BETTER LOOKING AND DEFINITELY NOT ABC!!! Char and I were mortified with horror and we went like, WOW, whichever slimming centre he went to, it must be able to work wonders. Char & I were like saying, must be tag wrongly.
But actually, it was tagged correctly, just that fat ABC blocked the thin ABC!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Okay sorry I know you don't get it. Sighhhhh! I'm just feeling damn sian. I LOVE MY FRIENDS OMGGGGGGG <3333333333!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR TEACHERS' DAY :DDDDDD

-xx-

"You knew!" The words rang out like spitfire, blinding him momentarily. He tried to run to her, to grab her hand, to apologize, but instead received cries of outburst that sent a shocking sharp twinge of pain slicing through his throat, disenabling his ability to speak.

You knew, you knew, you knew. Dirty accusation vibrated through every vessel of his musculated body, rising against his collarbone, forcing him to grab onto everything solid, to stop him from exploding into fragments of sorrow to cover her grief.

-xx-

T H A T ' S I T .
I'm naming my son Gilbert.

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Today, while thinking of you, I drew a heart in my homework.
I left the inside blank, because I wanted to be the only selfish one who knows the content.
After staring at it for the next 15 minutes, I decided to draw a wavy line at the curve of the heart, envisioning it like a balloon.
Simple reason: I wanted it to fly, away, as far as possible, so that I would not be reminded of you, or the relationship my brain and yours shared.

Guess I was wrong.
You're still blowing my mind off tracks.

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Are you holding back like the way I do,
do you feel the same way, too?

Because I'm crushed, shattered into fragments that made up the love for you.
Because I'm tired, tired of your constant hints that made up disappointment.
Because I've had enough, and I'm now moving on to another path, embarking on reminiscence, forgetting you.

You're the reason to why I stay up at night,
the reason to why my heart palpitates at the sound of you.
The reason to why I mistook every guy on the street for you.
The reason to why the whole world seems far away.
The reason, to why, I'm feeling the myriad feelings of regret, remorse and utmost deprivation, because the chances of having you listening to my heartbeat is one in a million.

Forever, is never, and over.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHARMAINE SAW XIN YI,
MY DAD SAYS THAT KIM HYUN JOONG LOOKS
"NEITHER LIKE A GIRL NOR GUY".
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
And my mum went all to my dad, "And you look just like an old ugly man." ('cos apparently she also fan of mr. kim)

Knew this would piss you off, charmaine saw ;)
I think Junbiao not bad looking lorh xD hahaha!
O.M.G. I JUST SPENT MY WEEKLY ALLOWANCE ON STORYBOOKS ._. BUT IT'S SOOOOO WORTH IT 'COS I BOUGHT THE UNDOMESTIC GODDESS!!!!!!!!! After my long awaited 10 years... HAHAHAH :D I bought Salem Falls & THE 10TH PRINCESS DIARIES!!!
And my mum kind of killed me for buying so many. And she said I'm siao for willing to spend money, on BOOKS no less. 'Cos my dad was really dumb and fell for my "educational" books trick and bought them for me. But anyway, I'm having a very good time reading them! :D

AHHHHHH I realise that I'm a HUGE sucker for sale. Everytime "BUY 1 GET 1 FREE" comes up I'm straightaway in the queue. Damnit, I must learn to have SELF-CONTROL. Come on people, let's go for SELF-CONTROL lessons!!! :D My mum say got leh! Like therapy liddat. HAHA.

Dang. I'm reeling terribly of fatigue and I am going to faint of exhaustion any minute now. I had SUPPER at 1AM and woke up at 6.18am this morning 'cos I had a nightmare about ytd's horror movie. Shit, I really should STOP watching horror movies. Not to mention that Drag Me to Hell is still in my bloody head. OHHHHH MY MUM HAS A NEW HONGKONG DISCCC!!! WHICH I AM GOING TO ZHUI! (or zui) ANYWAY! IT'S REALLY GOOD. It's about gambling (._.) (but it's better than The Ultimatum) I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODEEE! So scary omg, they kept on beating each other up. And very touching also lah. Got preetty girl inside! :D OH GOT JACKIE! JACKIE FROM TANG XIN FENG BAO!!! (EUNICE!!!) (CHARMAINE - JACCCKIEE, GILLLBERRRT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHHHAHAHA.

Omg I'm so high now. Okay. CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
EEEEK GOING TO WATCH TANG XIN FENG BAO NOW!!! :D
And no fair lahxz, my mum gets to watch the whole drama series 'cos she's like, AT HOME FOR THE NEXT 1 WEEK. (Her company got some holiday thing)!! QI SI REN!!! And I don't wanna go to school tmr!!! :( Confirm got results being released.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT. I AM GOING TO BRING ALL MY BOOKS AND RELIEVE MY STRESS BY READING. OKAY OKAY!!!

I gotta do:
Watch Tang Xin Feng Bao
LA Evaluation
(I'm so guai I finished my WS SC2 :D I know baby, praiseee me)
Read PRINCESS DIARIES :D

Alright. Bye! BREAK A LEG TMR, PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .

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YOOOOOOOOOOOS :D
Good morning peopleeeeeeeee, rise & shine!

Okay. Okay. Okay.
YESTERDAY WAS A WELL SPENT NATIONAL DAY!
Special, and different!
I used to pig out with my family in front of the tv, watch the ultra boring parade and probably watch a movie before going to sleep, waking up the next day to a holiday.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT,
This year is extraordinary! So first, we had a national day party (._.) at my cousin's house! THEY HAD THE YUMMMMMYYXZ MUSHROOM AGAIN!!! The gravy will surround your mouth when you eat it, and because it's soo hot (both pepper & temperature) you feel satisfied when you eat it! OMG I sound like some food promoter. Or maybe just a pig. Then I watched part of a parade while gossiping with my cousins and aunties and uncles.
And I drank wine! This is not some ordinary wine, but apparently it's the "most investment" my uncle made. A.k.a. it's the most expensive wine he bought. AND I GOT TO DRINK 2 GLASSES!!! (At first my dad only allow one I persuaded my mum to let me get a second fill.)
Because of that, I had to go through my mum's loooooong story:

Remember ah, you cannot drink outside okay! Later what if somebody go put drug in your drink then you faint and some guy will ___________ you! (then her eyes go like those I'm-your-mum-and-what-I-say-is-true-and-scary-and-you-better-believe-it). At this point of time I would like to tell you that my mum has difficulty saying the words:
1. Rape
2. Sex
3. Bastard
But yet she can say:
1. F***
2. Va _ _ _ a
3. some hokkien vulgarity which I don't know

THEN! We watched a ghost movie - Shutters! And my that cousin got soo scared he kept on hiding his face in a pillow. When he's 19 years old! HAHAHA! I wasn't even scared lah can. Okay fine I was! It's scarier than Drag Me to Hell!!! And it's so freakinggg scary 'cos they kept on having suspense and just when you thought nothing is gonna happen, SOMETHING HAPPENS. And when you think something is gonna happen, IT DOESN'T, IT'S JUST ANOTHER PERSON. So you scream for nothing. But at least the horror movie got romance. Then I'll enjoy some parts of it hahahahaha.

Additionally, I talked to a very very old ex-classmate! PRIMARY 3 CLASSMATE! :D So we were talking about how hot each other is ._. HAHA not that we're les! Just helping each ego us boost our self-esteem even more hahahahaha! AND SHE IS SUPERR EGO, I THINK EVEN MORE EGO THAN ME CAN. Finally I've found a soulmate wahahahahh xD And you know what she said, when I told her that I'm short ('cos she said smth bad abt short ppl) she went,
"WHAT, YOU'RE STILL SHORT?!"

On top of that, we played taiti (with money)! AND I STILL WIN OVERALL. I thought I was going to come back broke but nahhhhhh, I'm a pro! :D hahahah! OH and we all pissed ourselves with more food & wine. And then we watched a music video made by my uncle for her daughter's 21st birthday!!! :D IT WAS SOO SWEET LAH CAN. I bet my dad don't even know what that software is called. And my cousin had her birthday in a hotel ballroom!! HAHA soooo I took this opportunity to con my (very thin-faced) dad. I told my dad in front of everybody (so that he can't back out wahahahha xD), "Daddy, you don't have to do me a video or a hotel birthday. You can just get me a car!" HAHAHA and I smiled in this c'mon-don't-you-love-your-daughter way. I think he must have been fuming hahaha and all my uncles & aunties went, "WOAHH CAR". Like seriously, a car is not that expensive what. The cheapest one can alr! :D

And TODAY! I'm going shopping with my mum! No, it's not a good thing. Shopping with my mum therefore means that my mum does the shopping, I do the carrying. URGHH! And today my dad promised me to go change my plan to unlimited sms & get a new phone (the $1800 nokia one!!!) BUT THEN HE WENT TO CHANGE MY MIND AND SAID THAT I MUST TEACH MY ANNOYING PESKY BROTHER AND PREPARE HIM FOR HIS EXAMS BEFORE I CAN GET IT. WHICH MEANS AFTER MY BROTHER'S SA2. AND WHEN WILL THAT BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? So who cares man, I am not going to care about smses already. I am going to bust my phone and let my dad continue paying. HUMPF. He don't even want to change the plan! D< He want everything to be "done in one day". QI SI REN LAHHHHXZXZXZXZ!

Okay. I think that's all I wanna say :D hahahahaha I know none of you will survive reading through all that. OKAY BYEBYEEEEEEEE x3333333333333333333333333
Iiiiiie lurbbbbbeeexz alllle ofvvvv euuuuuuuuiii!

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History is repeating itself.

Oh, why am I only attracted to people who'll let me down?
Time, and again.

I really should consider turning les.

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

My blog has new clothes! Okay, I should stop being so lame.
OMG, you know every time you refresh my blog the pictures of each post changes?! IT'S SO AWESOMELY COOL! hahahahaha of course, (it's mine) xD

AHH blocks are finally over! Sadly though, I don't feel like it's over. I feel like, well, busy. But free. Like there're a million things in my mind waiting for me to complete but I'm not doing it 'cause I'm supposed to be free kind of feeling.

Term 3 is an incorrigible term! ): AH, I feel like dyingxzxzxzxzxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx.

ANYWAY! Let's not dwell on the not so happy events! YAY YTD WE (EUNICE CHARMAINE & ME) WHEN TO ION :D And we saw a pig. A damned pig which was slaughtered (omg) and CUT (omg) and it was ON DISPLAY. Like in FULL PIECE. And it's eyes were like staring, emitting a look like, this-man-slaughtered-me-so-I-am-stuck-here. So char was the first to notice it and her eyes went saucer-like and she was gaping at something behind me. So I turned around and also did the same reaction and was trying to tell eunice about it without saying it, then eunice (apparently she didn't get the message) and went, "It's not nice one, not nice one". (She was saying that the PIG is not YUMMY.)
Until finally, after what seemed like ETERNITY, she REALISED what we were trying to point out to her for the past dunno-how-long and sucked in a very x100000 deep breath and sharply turned away, dragging me behind her with char following and trying not to puke.
URGHHHHHHHHHH RIGHT!! And again, we went to camwhore with expensive clothes which we will never buy (hahaha)! I think all shopkeepers hate us.
UP (:D) is a veryyyyyy good movie! It's so funny, exhilarating (I was squashing the popcorn cup at the super exciting parts that made me out-of-breath and char was asking me to calm down 'cause at a point I was yelling at the screen: "JUMP JUMP JUMP!") and very touching! D:

-xx-

That, was nothing special. I don't know why, but with you, I'd dance in a storm in my best dress, fearless.

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